Know your state motto

 

Alabama : Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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Alaska : 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

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Arizona : But It's A Dry Heat

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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

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California : By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

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Colorado : If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

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Connecticut : Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It yet

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Delaware : We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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Florida : Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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Georgia : We Put The "Fun" In Fundamen talist Extremism

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Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

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Idaho : More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're

Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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Illinois : Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

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Indiana : 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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Iowa : We Do Amazing Things With Corn

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Kansas : First Of The Rectangle States

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Kentucky : Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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Maryland : If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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Massachusetts : Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

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Michigan : First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

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Minnesota : 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

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Mississippi : Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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Missouri : Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

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Montana : Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

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Nebraska : Ask About Our State Motto Contest

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Nevada : Hookers and Poker!

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New Hampshire : Go Away And Leave Us Alone

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New Jersey : You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here!

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New Mexico : Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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New York : You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

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North Carolina : Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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North Dakota : We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

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Ohio : At Least We're Not Michigan

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Oklahoma : Like The Play, Only No Singing

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Oregon : Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

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Pennsylvania : Cook With Coal

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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

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South Carolina : Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

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South Dakota : Closer Than North Dakota

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Tennessee : The Educashun State

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Texas : Sß, Hablo Ingles

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Utah : Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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Vermont : Yep

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Virginia : Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

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