a komondoros listán jött:

>You know you own a BIG dog when...
>
>- you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
>- it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.
>- you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no
> idea who these people are.
>- you own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty.
>- your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully
> inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What?
> I'm not eating anything!"
>- you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.
>- you keep at least one color coded "drool towel" in every room of
> your house.
>- after banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still
> keeps you awake.
>- you are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to
> have an environmental impact statement done on your dog.
>- you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on
> the top of the doorway.
>- you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm,
> causing you to make random right turns.
>- you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
>- your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling
> the ceiling fan down for the second time.
>- you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog
> wants a drink.
>- you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first
> person you point out is your dog.
>- while stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks
> back and forth because the dog is panting out the window.
>- you go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the
> ceiling.
>- the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment.
>- your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a
> large home, buy jet skis and a personal plan.
>- you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes
> are in the sink.
>- the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you
> get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.
>- your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in
> the preparation.
>- you're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell
> rings, and you find yourself quickly transported straight to the
> front door.
>- the pizza delivery people arrange to meet you at the end of the
> sidewalk.
>- your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head
> in the drive-through window at McDonald's and nearly gives the
> cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your
> change.
>- you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program
> when he stands in front of the television.