"we interrupt this program to bring you Courage, the cowardly dog. he was born as a pup. he was find by Muriel, who lives in the Middle of Nowhere with her husband, Eustace *?*.
but creeeeepy thing haunts by nowhere, it's up to Courage to save his new home"

stooopid dog, you make me look bad. ooogaboogabooga"

"what do i do, what do i do?
"the audience! she loves you!"
"do i get payed extra?"
"hey, that's mine!"
"my name'sman Snowman"