(May bee somewhat off-topick. Butt whoe knoweth?)

Methkins, Appeldrinke seemeth to vnderstande onely those thinges hee is closely associat`d with. All-too closely.
What art thou, worshipfull Appeldrinke, I praie? What are thy goales in thy life, in uery truth?
To change any ones point of view throy the internationall networke? Whence didst thou come? I beliue not thou art treading vpon the rite path. Neuer the lesse, I giue thee a peece o` aduice fortwith. Thou must bee needs of yt. Beholde, uerily! There hath bin some trouble conserning thee of late alonge with thine ignorant friend, Lil`HedgehogR.
A not too uery longe tyme agone there wert a little quarell betwixt mee and thee, learn`d Appeldrinke.
Take heed to my wordes; Euille-doers and double-dealers wilt alwaies bee sett vp to publick shame, sooner or later.
Which one dost thou prefer? What yt bee lyke being an euille-doer of a double-dealer politickall partie. Ay, could yt euer bee thine, lil` fidelito?

Thou shalt haue no more unnecessarie slandering before mee.
Thou shalt not make vnto thee any grauen image of thy beloued prime minister
Thou shalt not take the name of mine in vaine;
Honour our fathers and our mothers: :))))
Remember the sabbath daie, to keep yt holie. (most important vnto thy kindred)
Thou shalt not piss vpon others for the ioy of pissin`.
Thou shalt not commit meane topick submissions.
Thou shalt not steale ideas. (ie. plagiarize) Tell thy friend!
Thou shalt not beare false witnesse agaynst thy politickall aduersarie.
Thou shalt not couet thy neighbors howse, thou shalt not couet thy neighbors wife, nor his manseruant, nor his maidseruant, nor his ox, nor his asse, nor any thinge that is thy neighbors.

And now, I would ask of my well-skill`d Appeldrinke, whither, in goode sooth, hee deemeth mee to haue profited by his kindly care of this short speech o` mine?