Oh Balaton, oh Szigliget (REMAKE)

Oh Balaton, oh Szigliget,
tight beauty and heart wild,
that is all in my mind
when I see You and Juergen
waiting for Matilde in the kindergarten.

Oh Balaton, oh Szigliget,
what is it in You that attracts East German tourists as a magnet,
and keep Polish visitors coming back to piss
in our beer, making themselves an easy target.

Oh Balaton, oh Szigliget,
Is it the Paradise or the palace of Hamlet?
Why art Thou so beautiful,
Being nice and in the same time crowded,
Like a big, big water-pool?