Keresés

don't drink and drive, take LSD and teleport

By trying to be like men, women lost their value. Because they couldn't be men and they no longer wanted to be women, they became nothing. What real man wants to be married to an it?

(from a comment to this article)

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

[Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen]

sometimes coffee just ain't enough

Haste makes waste.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Winston Churchill

The way you feel from moment to moment is a direct result of the way you are using  your body and pictures and sounds you are making in your mind.

I switched the phone, and myself, onto silent mode.

American Express don't leave home without it

Russian Express don't leave home

'Whoever sets the agenda contols the outcome of the debate.'  /Noam Chomsky/

wax on wax off

Happiness? ~ When you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams...

every day I'm shufflin

In Soviet Russa, makeup wears you.

real eyes realize real lies

I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream has gone from me.

Morpheus - Matrix

I never said I'd stay til the end, I knew I would leave you with babies and everything

Good morning, sir. I’m so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir.

Attempted murder through alcohol poisoning he was prepared to forgive and more than likely to forget, but when someone tried to kill him with thermonuclear warheads he tended to nurse a grudge.

The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor
Nobody needs fortunes told anymore
The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees
And frantically looking for runaway fleas

We’re a little distracted by impending violent death.

when people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken and then they hear it screaming

"Since then Alan has been subjected to close supervision to prevent any further sexual activity on his part, other than private masturbation, which he is allowed to perform in the bathroom or in his bedroom."

http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/COP/2011/101.html

Okay, so there's a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yep, Christianity makes sense.

You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

The olfactory sense is the sense that most strongly evokes memories of the past
Well screw the past

You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back.

Colonel Jack O'Neill

so neglect becomes our ally

man you know youre in trouble plenty

how is your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying bali