Keresés

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character, would you slow down? Or speed up?

Chuck Palahniuk

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
P. G. Wodehouse

Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.

(P.G. Wodehouse)

head i win tails you lose

It looked like the same car, except that forever afterwards it seemed able to do 250 miles on a gallon of petrol, ran so quietly that you practically had to put your mouth over the exhaust pipe to see if the engine was firing, and issued its voice-synthesized warnings in a series of exquisite and perfectly-phrased haikus, each one original and apt.

Late frost burns the bloom
Would a fool not let the belt
Restrain the body?

. . . it would say. And,

The cherry blossom
Tumbles from the highest tree.
One needs more petrol

^{(Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman: Good Omens)}

Those three words are never enough, when it's long distance love.