> This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say the
> help desk employee was fired; however, the person is currently suing the
> WordPerfect organization for "termination without cause".
>
>
> This is from the taped conversation leading up to dismissal:
>
> "WordPerfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
> "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
> "What sort of trouble?"
> "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
> "Went away?"
> "They disappeared."
> "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
> "Nothing."
> "Nothing?"
> "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
> "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
> "How do I tell?"
> "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
> "What's a sea-prompt?"
> "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
> "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
> "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
> "What's a monitor?"
> "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have
> little light that tells you when it's on?"
> "I don't know."
> "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord
> goes into it. Can you see that?"
> "Yes, I think so."
> "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the
> wall."
> ".......Yes, it is."
> "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two
> cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
> "No."
> "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other
> cable."
> "....... Okay, here it is."
> "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of
> your computer."
> "I can't reach."
> "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
> "No."
> "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
> "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's
> dark."
> "Dark?"
> "Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from
> the window."
> "Well, turn on the office light then."
> "I can't."
> "No? Why not?"
> "Because there's a power outage."
> "A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you
> still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
> "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
> "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was
> when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
> "Really? Is it that bad?"
> "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
> "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
> "Tell them you're too FUCKING stupid to own a computer."
"lamer /n./ [prob. originated in skateboarder slang]
Synonym for luser, not used much by hackers but common among warez d00dz, crackers, and phreakers. Oppose elite. Has the same connotations of self-conscious elitism that use of luser does among hackers.
Crackers also use it to refer to cracker wannabees. In phreak culture, a lamer is one who scams codes off others rather than doing cracks or really understanding the fundamental concepts. In warez d00dz culture, where the ability to wave around cracked commercial software within days of (or before) release to the commercial market is much esteemed, the lamer might try to upload garbage or shareware or something incredibly old (old in this context is read as a few years to anything older than 3 days).
Corporal,
egy egybites lámának minden lámaság új. Légy szíves tedd közkinccsé sanyarú tapasztalataidat, hogy tudjam mivel idegelni a saját rencergazdámat ;o)))))
tisztelettel
r_bendegúz a nagyon láma
Tobb feloldasa is lehetseges.
Vadaszik a nick es egyszer csak lat egy )-s topicot. Jo sportemberkent a vilag tudomasara adja nagy ovacioval, hogy neki sikerult eloszor levadaszani a tasztalrol.
Vannak egyeb magyarazatok is. Ezt mas fogja kifejteni neked.
Gondolom aki kicsit járatosabb az ámítástechniában , az tudja kicsodák a lámerok. Ők azok akik imitálják a tudást. Őnekik vannak velős , ám minden esetben téves (nevetséges) hozzászolalásaik. Ilyen Pl a szomszédban a kicsgyerek , ki délutánonként átjön , és játszik gépünkön. Ő a kedves bagybácsi , ki azthiszi ért hozzá , és még sorolhatnám.
Persze nem lehet mindenki profi. Mindenki Lámer egy kicsit valamely téren.
Erre a Site-ra elsősorban lámer storykat várok (gondolom mindenkinek van ilyen).
