Keresés

good shooting, shitty shooting

Alcohol is not the answer,but it helps you forget the question

"I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean!"

The Higgs Boson walks in to a church and says: "There is no mass without me!"

crimeless victim

i'll be back like the electric bill

dont get mad, get even

im sure its more complicated than i could imagine

attention is addictive

would you please with cherries on top marry me?

sadness is a slippery slope

shoulda woulda coulda

never make a decision about a girl without jerking off first

A place where you can never be yourself is a prison.

A place where you always have to be yourself is also a prison.

Keep smiling! :-)

Stop the World I want to get off.  I like this:)) 

hi evrybody

Stop the World I want to get off.

Yellow is always the way ...    (made by Dorothy)

The Diamonds are a Woman's Best Friends.

Keep the change you filthy animal!

Open box is empty box....

Loose lips sink ships

no-one said it would be easy.

no-one sait it would be this hard.

Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.

the beauty of pointlessness

massive internal eyeroll

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you. :DD

I am not defined by your ignorance