Keresés

absorption capacity

Kilroy was here

I'm the architect of my own destruction.

ColorStar : Air Traffic

Just a crosstown traffic in the air,
completely confused everything everywhere.<- favourite line/part
but the Sun will shine every day
but the Sun will rise every day.
And the rain will fall
and the rain still falls every day.

At the North Pole by I. C. Blast,

Jungle Fever by Amos Quito,

The Unknown Author by Ann Onymous

I'm as open as a whorehouse on Saturday evening.

They say life is the thing, but I prefer reading.

unzip my body

take my heart out

Hu's the new leader of China Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

 

forras: http://www.ma.huji.ac.il/hart/humor/hu.html

it's painless, letting the love show

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga

I can't stop this feelin'
Deep inside of me.
Girl you just don't realize
What you do to me.

When you hold me in your arms so tight,
You let me know everything's alright.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Lips as sweet as candy,
The taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you got me thirsty
For another cup 'a wine!
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need no cure.
I just stay addicted
And hope I can endure.

All the good love, when we're all alone.
Keep it up, girl, yeah you turn me on.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

All the good love,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
When we're all alone,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
Keep it up, girl,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
Yeah you turn me on.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Said I'm hooked on a feelin'!
And I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

From now on, it ships.

It arrives in three days.

Please wait for goods arrival to pleasure.

"I know the truth is in between
the 1st and the 40th drink."

If you want to fuck the sky,
Try to teach your dick to fly!

approximately

flight attendent

wonderful handstands on the edge of the mental catastrophe curve

Oscar was Wilde, but Thornton was Wilder.

The window is bulletproof. Your head is not... BANG! :D

Headbanging is a type of dance which involves violently shaking the head in time with music, most commonly heavy metal music. It is most visually effective when the person headbanging has long hair.

:) Classic.

before you could say Jack Robinson

people who like this kind of thing will find that this is the kind of thing they like

Old man lying by the side of the road
With the lorries rolling by,
Blue moon sinking from the weight of the load
And the buildings scrape the sky,
Cold wind ripping down the alley at dawn
And the morning paper flies,
Dead man lying by the side of the road
With the daylight in his eyes.

Don't let it bring you down
It's only castles burning,
Find someone who's turning
And you will come around.

Blind man running through the light of the night
With an answer in his hand,
Come on down to the river of sight
And you can really understand,
Red lights flashing through the window in the rain,
Can you hear the sirens moan?
White cane lying in a gutter in the lane,
And you're walking home alone.

Don't let it bring you down
It's only castles burning,
Just find someone who's turning
And you will come around.

daddy-long-legs

computer says no

syzygy