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Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.08.25 0 0 237
Ezamana!
sargagumimatrac Creative Commons License 2006.08.24 0 0 236
Colorstar: Six Steps on the Moon

Go to your lover
and stick yourself to my place.
Go to your lover
and stick yourself to the Moon.
Six steps, stick-point,
I'm the Moon,
Six steps, stick-point
Lovers' spoon.
SzőrEtelon Creative Commons License 2006.08.20 0 0 235

A friend in need

is the friend indeed.

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2006.08.03 0 0 234
The dark side of the Farce
Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2006.08.02 0 0 233
Spawn!
Justis_4_US Creative Commons License 2006.08.01 0 0 232

period of reflection

Europe of results

citizen's agenda

Merlin05 Creative Commons License 2006.07.25 0 0 231

The NSA's Signals Intelligence group can remotely monitor information from human brains by decoding the evoked potentials (3.50 HZ, 5 milliwatt) emitted by the brain. Prisoner experimentees in both Gothenburg, Sweden and Vienna, Austria have been found to have evident brain lesions. Diminished blood circulation and lack of oxygen in the right temporal frontal lobes result where brain implants are usually operative. A Finnish experimentee experienced brain atrophy and intermittent attacks of unconsciousness due to lack of oxygen.

bikabak Creative Commons License 2006.07.22 0 0 230
Sockdolager - kegyelemdöfés
agel Creative Commons License 2006.07.17 0 0 229

AGEL IS ROCKING THE WORLD!

 

http://gelfuture.try.hu

 

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.07.17 0 0 228
SHE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED THAT SHE ACTUALLY DOESN'T SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HER. BECAUSE SHE'S SO SELF-ABSORBED. ME ME ME ME MORE ME, FUCKIN ME, FUCKIN ME, EVERYONE'S SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF HEARING ABOUT ME, ME, ME, THAT'S ALL IT IS, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, MARVELOUS THIS, AMAZING, FANTASTIC, DONE THIS, DONE THAT, GOT THIS, GOT THAT, NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, WHO CARES, WHO CARES WHAT SHE'S GOT, WHO CARES WHAT SHE'S DONE, NO-ONE'S INTERESTED.
Justis_4_US Creative Commons License 2006.07.07 0 0 227
absorption capacity
Stanlex Creative Commons License 2006.07.05 0 0 226
Kilroy was here
addict Creative Commons License 2006.06.25 0 0 225
I'm the architect of my own destruction.
zoeme Creative Commons License 2006.06.23 0 0 224
ColorStar : Air Traffic

Just a crosstown traffic in the air,
completely confused everything everywhere.<- favourite line/part
but the Sun will shine every day
but the Sun will rise every day.
And the rain will fall
and the rain still falls every day.

*Albatrosz* Creative Commons License 2006.06.22 0 0 223

At the North Pole by I. C. Blast,

Jungle Fever by Amos Quito,

The Unknown Author by Ann Onymous

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2006.06.19 0 0 222

I'm as open as a whorehouse on Saturday evening.

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.06.16 0 0 221
They say life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.06.14 0 0 220

unzip my body

take my heart out

zoeme Creative Commons License 2006.06.13 0 0 219
Hu's the new leader of China Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. (We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

 

forras: http://www.ma.huji.ac.il/hart/humor/hu.html

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.06.13 0 0 218
it's painless, letting the love show
*Albatrosz* Creative Commons License 2006.06.11 0 0 217
A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2006.06.10 0 0 216
ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka
ouga-ouga

I can't stop this feelin'
Deep inside of me.
Girl you just don't realize
What you do to me.

When you hold me in your arms so tight,
You let me know everything's alright.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Lips as sweet as candy,
The taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you got me thirsty
For another cup 'a wine!
I got it bad for you, girl,
But I don't need no cure.
I just stay addicted
And hope I can endure.

All the good love, when we're all alone.
Keep it up, girl, yeah you turn me on.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

All the good love,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
When we're all alone,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
Keep it up, girl,
[ouga-chaka, ouga-ouga-ouga-chaka]
Yeah you turn me on.

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm...
Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Said I'm hooked on a feelin'!
And I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.

Hooked on a feelin',
I'm high on believin'
That you're in love with meeeeeee.
Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2006.05.12 0 0 215

From now on, it ships.

It arrives in three days.

Please wait for goods arrival to pleasure.

inwear Creative Commons License 2006.05.04 0 0 214
"I know the truth is in between
the 1st and the 40th drink."
arsen_ Creative Commons License 2006.04.23 0 0 213
If you want to fuck the sky,
Try to teach your dick to fly!
Primőr Creative Commons License 2006.04.21 0 0 212
approximately
Primőr Creative Commons License 2006.04.21 0 0 211
flight attendent
Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2006.04.21 0 0 210

wonderful handstands on the edge of the mental catastrophe curve

*Albatrosz* Creative Commons License 2006.04.04 0 0 209
Oscar was Wilde, but Thornton was Wilder.
.:Avalon:. Creative Commons License 2006.03.26 0 0 208
The window is bulletproof. Your head is not... BANG! :D
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