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hardlydavid Creative Commons License 2015.04.01 0 0 833

American dream. Good night!

 

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2015.04.01 0 0 832

foundation high

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2015.03.23 0 0 831

what are you made of?

Csendeslány Creative Commons License 2015.03.22 0 0 830

Close your eyes, and you'll see that you're really need!

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2015.03.02 0 0 829

into my plastic bones

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.12.28 0 0 828

"What is tastier, a moon rock or an earth rock?

 A moon rock, because it's a little meteor."

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.10.18 0 0 827

Sati: “How come I can never open my vitamins?”

Me: “Cuz it’s childproof.”

Sati: “How does this lid know I’m a child?”

(Alyson Hannigan) ...

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.09.30 0 0 826

Time to eat Grandma. Time to eat, Grandma. Commas save lives.

SMG

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.09.23 0 0 825

Keep calm. No one else knows what they're doing either.

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.09.15 0 0 824

"The Wizard of Oz. (8-10 p.m., TCM) - Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again." (...)

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.09.06 0 0 823

"I think fear is too often used as a political tactic to inspire the masses to act..."

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.09.06 0 0 822

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2014.08.29 0 0 821

 Every 60 seconds, one minute passes in Africa.

T. Naumann Creative Commons License 2014.07.29 0 0 820

Intelligence is like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

Richardkobina Creative Commons License 2014.07.04 0 0 819

Good Day, I write to inform you again hurt our client (Deceased) who may be your friend or close relative left his estate in your name. Write back immediately or call +233234154223 for more details. Thank you, Secretary Joy Young, Law Firm akuokochambers@lawyer.com.

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Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.06.24 0 0 818

"I've just written a hymn for all the Jewish Catholics in the world. It's called "Oy vey, Maria!" " (Mike Batt)

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.06.13 0 0 817

Idiots rule the world.

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.06.02 0 0 815

Labelling on a Gulfstream private jet cushion: "Always fly 1st class otherwise your heirs will"

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.04.05 0 0 814

What the British say...  :)

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2014.02.23 0 0 813

the minus world

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.02.21 0 0 812

"I've often thought of life as like floating down a river of shit, on a leaf. The trick is to stay on your leaf." (Mike Batt)

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2014.02.13 0 0 811

down-hearted doubters

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.02.12 0 0 810

You said I was the sunshine behind your destructions...

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2014.02.12 0 0 809

I felt so free for a week. But then, all of a sudden, within days I went from "Yay, I'm independent" to "Holy fuck, I'm gonna die alone."

Patreides Creative Commons License 2014.02.01 0 0 808

I know that I am mean

but you are mean too and

you shouldn't be.

chhaya Creative Commons License 2013.11.10 0 0 805

you are like a butterfly, a caterpillar's dream to fly

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2013.11.02 0 0 804

take me to your leader

Patreides Creative Commons License 2013.10.29 0 0 803

What I want on my gravestone "If THIS doesn't stop my tinnitus I really AM fucked!" (Mike Batt)

Patreides Creative Commons License 2013.09.09 0 0 802

That Director of Alabama Symphony Orchestra who killed his wife - they tried to electrocute him but had to let him go, he was a bad conductor. ...

Patreides Creative Commons License 2013.08.21 0 0 801

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"

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