"When I, good friends, was call'd to the bar,
I'd an appetite fresh and hearty:
But I was, as many young barristers are,
An impercunious party.
I'd a swallow-tail coat of a beautiful blue,
And a brief which I bought of a booby,
A couple of shirts, and a collar or two,
And a ring that looked like a ruby!
At Westminister Hall I danc'd a dance,
Like a semi-despondent fury;
For I tho't I never should hit on a chance
Of addressing a British Jury.
But I soon got tired of third-class journeys,
And dinners of bread and water;
So I fell in love with a rich attorney's
Elderly, ugly daughter.
The rich attorney, he jump'd with joy,
And replied to my fond professions:
"You shall reap the reward of your pluck, my boy,
At the Bailey and Middlesex Sessions.
You'll soon get used to her looks," said he,
"And a very nice girl you will find her!
She may very well pass for forty-three,
In the dusk, with a light behind her!"
Te "okosbalos"! :) A kretén kifejezéssel, szellemi és lelkületi tulajdonságokat jellemzünk, tehát nem alkalmazható piktogrammokra, gyümölcsökre, virágokra etc. Mint az közismert. (Persze nem csepeli közegben.) :)) Buták vagytok, és ezt tudjátok is. Megértem ha ez fáj és kínos neked, de a tény attól még tény. :))