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Ja nekem is mar ott kezdodott/a homokozoban/.

 

“The greatest victories come when people dare to be great, when they summon their spirits to brave the unknown and go forward together to reach a greater good.”

— Ronald Reagan

40th US President

(1911-2004

Előzmény: mindenszentek (3699)
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ja hát lúzer már a homokozóban lehet az ember, sőt..:-)

aztán még eltölhet néhány évtizedet az elvették a lapátomat probléma bűvöletében

 

jo majd ha ide ér

a koncert turnét viszont mellőzni fogja:-)

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Brian-ek mennek vissza Europaba ;

 

The Band with No Fear Tour covered 3000 miles in the United Kingdom alone, and took the band as far south as Italy to rock the Days of the Dead Festival in Torino. It was a tour de force of rocknroll that reached thousands of people and established Tattooed Millionaires as one of the few unsigned American bands in history to headline their own successful tour of England and Scotland. What made this tour even more booming was how well the bands message was received by the fans and by the press. Crowds were blown away by the energy of the live performances and the press was quick to react. In London, TM was a featured guest of DJ Ana Marie at Total Rock Radio and overnight the buzz was on. Across the country the band lived up to and surpassed the expectations of even the most jaded rock fan, succeeding where many bands have fallen short- instilling feelings of hope, happiness and importance into their audiences hearts. People loved the way the band made them feel both on the stage and off! Taking the time to hang out with fans and developing a one on one relationship really brought the message home- TM are a band like no other!

The European Tour was such a success that the band is already being booked to return later this year! Promoters around Europe are sparing no expense to make sure Tattooed Millionaires make it to their countries. Shows in Greece, Germany, and Italy are in the works for this November. December will see the bands highly anticipated return to the United Kingdom. In North America, plans include a fall tour that will take them across Canada and parts of the United States. For summertime kicks, the band has secured a weekly residency at the world famous Cat Club on the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. In the near future you can expect newly recorded material, exciting photo shoots, plenty of publicity, and of course wild Rocknroll antics!

Ez a kep a Macska klubban lett keszitve.
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Az ordog hozott!hahaha
Előzmény: lyesmith (3696)
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Én a pokolba vezetőn. Tele vagyok jószándékkal.

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11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
Előzmény: gb. (3693)
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I wont hear it, because I'm sleeping. gútnájt! ;-)
Előzmény: gb. (3693)
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Ok,joccakat es gondolkodj ezen!

Question:


 

A clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?

Előzmény: nevetséges (3692)
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inkább, mint a csigapapa is megmondta volt: ehhez a túloldalra kell születni fijjam...
na jóccakát

p.s.: te olyan zőccségkeveréket főztünk, hogy hajjaj. paprika, paradicsompaprika, hagyma, erdélyi édeshagyma, padlizsán, paradicsom, só, bors... pfúúú, nagyon jó. ha jösztök adok kóstolót.
Előzmény: gb. (3691)
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hahaha
Előzmény: nevetséges (3690)
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miért traktálsz ekkora ökörségekkel? he?
amellett, hogy ismerem, nem vagyok senki, hogy ilyen baromságokkal terhelj.
Előzmény: gb. (3688)
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10 Husbands


TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

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"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"


MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

Előzmény: nevetséges (3687)
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;-))))

OK.

csak én egy tízezer mérföldes wise blind elephant vagyok és az egész földet FLATennem. hahaha
Előzmény: gb. (3686)
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Wise blind elephants

Six wise, blind elephants were discussing what humans were like. Failing to agree, they decided to determine what humans were like by direct experience.

 

The first wise, blind elephant felt the human, and declared, "Humans are flat."

 

The other wise, blind elephants, after similarly feeling the human, agreed.

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There was a young monk in China who was a very serious practitioner of the Dharma.

 

 

Once, this monk came across something he did not understand, so he went to ask the master. When the master heard the question, he kept laughing. The master then stood up and walked away, still laughing.

 

 

The young monk was very disturbed by the master's reaction. For the next 3 days, he could not eat, sleep nor think properly. At the end of 3 days, he went back to the master and told the master how disturbed he had felt.

 

When the master heard this, he said, "Monk, do u know what your problem is? Your problem is that YOU ARE WORSE THAN A CLOWN!"

The monk was shocked to hear that, "Venerable Sir, how can you say such a thing?! How can I be worse than a clown?"

 

The master explained, "A clown enjoys seeing people laugh. You? You feel disturbed because another person laughed. Tell me, are u not worse than a clown?"

 

 

When the monk heard this, he began to laugh. He was enlightened.

Előzmény: nevetséges (3684)
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a második már aljas ;-)
az első igaz.
Előzmény: gb. (3683)
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Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
A:  Because Buddhists don't have any soul.

 

 

Q: What does a Buddhist wish someone on their birthday?
A: May you have many happy returns.

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Q: How many wives does Buddhism allow?

A: You may have as many as your tolerance for misery can bear.

nevetséges Creative Commons License 2006.09.03 0 0 3681
ez sem zen tanítás már, csak szeretnék. az első ilyen magyarázat után kapnának 2-3 pofont a mestertől... for not to change the bulb of the light...
Előzmény: gb. (3680)
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Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three -- one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change- and not-change it.

Előzmény: gb. (3679)
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Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.

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Q: What is the name of the best Zen teacher?
A: M.T. Ness
Előzmény: nevetséges (3676)
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Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
Előzmény: nevetséges (3676)
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azt mondják ez az iszlám alapja is. vagy ahogy a buddhisták mondanák: a tüköszerű bölcsesség. ez az utam egyik alappillére is. csak nem szeretik a tükröt ;-)))
Előzmény: gb. (3674)
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A lanyod gondolom kedvelne a filmet,mert tobbnyire egy 10 eves kislanyrol szolt.
Előzmény: mindenszentek (3663)
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"the mid of a perfekt man is like a mirror.It grasps nothing.It expects nothing.It reflects but does not hold.Therefore,the perfect man can act without effort."

 

--Chuang Tzu

Előzmény: nevetséges (3673)
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na ja. mint a mesterem - most büszkélkedem -, akiről csak annyit tudok, hogy Józsi bácsinak hívták. ;-)))
az egyik magyar nagy koponya a régi keleti hagyomény után hívta az ilyeneket: "nevezetes névtelen".

p.s.: töröltettem a KAL nicket, illetve csak a nicket törölték, a hozzászólásai megmaradtak. van a politikások között egy-két ragaszkodó - azt hiszik ismernek, mert 1x találkoztunk -, aki nem érti. hát nem hiába prédikált Krisztus az újjászületésről...
Előzmény: gb. (3661)
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azt nem tudom

szeretem a kutyákat de inkább távolról:-)

a racionális blablabla világképemnek a döntő pofont egy kutya adta

 

Előzmény: gb. (3671)
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Kutya eszi a kutyat,vilag ez.
Előzmény: mindenszentek (3669)

Ha kedveled azért, ha nem azért nyomj egy lájkot a Fórumért!