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olivam Creative Commons License 2011.06.14 0 0 688

I switched the phone, and myself, onto silent mode.

StarsnStripes Creative Commons License 2011.06.14 0 0 687

American Express don't leave home without it

 

Russian Express don't leave home

Előzmény: Mrs Tremond (680)
menta levél Creative Commons License 2011.05.22 0 0 685

'Whoever sets the agenda contols the outcome of the debate.'  /Noam Chomsky/

inwear Creative Commons License 2011.05.14 0 0 684

wax on wax off

chhaya Creative Commons License 2011.05.12 0 0 683

Happiness? ~ When you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams...

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2011.04.20 0 0 681

every day I'm shufflin

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2011.04.08 0 0 680

In Soviet Russa, makeup wears you.

inwear Creative Commons License 2011.04.01 0 0 679

 

real eyes realize real lies

Aragorn83 Creative Commons License 2011.04.01 0 0 678

I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream has gone from me.

Morpheus - Matrix

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2011.03.31 0 0 677

I never said I'd stay til the end, I knew I would leave you with babies and everything

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.03.19 0 0 675

Good morning, sir. I’m so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree, sir. I believe it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame, sir.

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.02.28 0 0 674

Attempted murder through alcohol poisoning he was prepared to forgive and more than likely to forget, but when someone tried to kill him with thermonuclear warheads he tended to nurse a grudge.

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.02.26 0 0 672


The old fortune teller lies dead on the floor
Nobody needs fortunes told anymore
The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees
And frantically looking for runaway fleas

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.02.23 0 0 670

We’re a little distracted by impending violent death.

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2011.02.16 0 0 668

when people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken and then they hear it screaming

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2011.02.07 0 0 666
Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.01.31 0 0 665

Okay, so there's a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because some rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree... yep, Christianity makes sense.

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.01.25 0 0 664

You know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.

inwear Creative Commons License 2011.01.14 0 0 663

The olfactory sense is the sense that most strongly evokes memories of the past
Well screw the past

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2011.01.09 0 0 661

You know, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is a very poorly designed bomb, and I think we should say something to somebody about it when we get back.

Colonel Jack O'Neill

inwear Creative Commons License 2011.01.05 0 0 660

so neglect becomes our ally

inwear Creative Commons License 2011.01.04 0 0 659

man you know youre in trouble plenty

inwear Creative Commons License 2010.12.26 0 0 658

how is your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying bali

inwear Creative Commons License 2010.12.22 0 0 657

and basically we never spoke again

Oromon Creative Commons License 2010.12.22 0 0 656

Vision without action is a daydream.
Action without vision is a nightmare.

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2010.12.19 0 0 655

Alarm sounds:

...

Evil Clock Radio

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2010.12.15 0 0 654

Ladies of easy leisure

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2010.11.26 0 0 653

 

You wait, little girl, on an empty stage for fate to turn the light on

Your life, little girl, is an empty page that men will want to write on

 

(The Sound of Music)

Törölt nick Creative Commons License 2010.11.24 0 0 652

He opened the box and took out the kitten. It stared at him with the normal mad amazement of kittens everywhere.

Mrs Tremond Creative Commons License 2010.11.24 0 0 651

The fact that you're graduating from Harvard suggests that you're not very well acquainted with failure. Indeed, your conception of failure might not be too far removed from the average person's idea of success.

Előzmény: Mrs Tremond (650)

Ha kedveled azért, ha nem azért nyomj egy lájkot a Fórumért!