I am Dr.Stephen Teller, Bank Manager of Zenith Bank, Lagos, Nigeria. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you.
On June 6, 1997, a Foreign Oil consultant/contractor with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Barry Kelly made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$26,500,000.00, (Twenty-six Million, five hundred thousand Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an Automobile accident. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a WILL, and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or relations in all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a Foreigner to stand in as next of kin to late Mr. Barry Kelly. I am writing you because I as a public servant cannot operate a foreign account or have an account that is more than $1m. All these are to make sure that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. This is simple. I will like you to provide me immediately your full names and address telephone and fax numbers and bank account details were the funds will be transferred to. For you to be more comfortable with this project please open a new account for I am not out to defraud you account.
The money will be moved out for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.
If you are interested, please reply immediately via my email address. I assure you that it is 100% risk free. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and be rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country. (Buying of properties like houses, hotels etc)
Egy kolléga megjegyzése volt, hogy a tíz millát le tudna akasztani valahonnan/valakiről, nem biztos, hogy arra költeni, hogy nigériai fazonoknak küldözgesse ;-) Van benne valami.
A bosszantó mindkettőnél az, hogy a válaszaim mind visszapattantak, unknown címzettel! Akkor ezek most akarnak valamit, vagy sem? Legalább a bús p....ba tudnám őket elküldeni, a fekete lelkükkel együtt!
Gyula
Sajna egy újabb! :-((((((((((((((
Gyula
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ATTN SIR/MA,
I am bulawa Mulete JR. the son of Mr.
STEVE MBEKI MULETE from Zimbabwe. I am sorry this mail
may surprise you, though we do not know,
Due to the current war against white farmers in
Zimbabwe and the support of President Robert Mugabe to
Claim all white owned farms in our country to gain
Favor for re-election.
All white farmers were asked to
Surrender their farms to the government for
Re-distribution and infact to his political party
Members and my father though black was the treasury
of the farmers association and a strong member of an
Opposition party that did not support the president
Idea. He then ordered his party members and the police
Under his pay row to invade my father's farm and burn
Down everything in the farm. They killed my
Father and took away a lot of items from his farm.
After the death of my father, our local pastor and a
Close friend of my father handed us over will
Documents with instructions from my father that we
Should leave Zimbabwe incase anything happen to him. The will
Documents has a certificate of deposit, confirming a deposit
Kept in custody for us in a security company unknown
To the company that the content is money hence it was
deposited as
Personal belongings and ensure that we do not remain here as
we could
Easily be found by his enemies. The total amount is
US$21.5M.We are therefore soliciting for
Your assistance to help us move the fund out of
Zimbabwe, as our fate and future is far from
reality, hence this mail to you. The president's present ban
of
International Press into Zimbabwe and the drop from office of
the
Finance Minister to avoid giving white farmers fund Transfer
Clearance above US$1M is just a few of the
Unthinkable things he is committing in my Country.
I have tried to reach my father's close friend Mr.
John Casahans from Australia also a farmer who was
Leaving in Zimbabwe with us but left with his family
Late last year following this ugly development to no
Avail.
Should you be interested to help us, contact me
Immediately via email for easy communication and I
Will furnish you with the time frame and modalities of
The transaction. We have concluded a wonderful plan of
Caring out the transfer within two weeks. Please note that
This transaction is100% confidential and risk free and will
Not endanger you or us in any way. We have resolved to give
you 20%
Of the total sum upon confirmation of the fund in any
Account of your choice were the incident of taxation
will not take much tool on the money and we look
Forward to coming over to your country to invest our
Share and settle there. I will a private
Phone so that our conversation can be
100% confidential.
Egy csodás gyöngyszem! Hogy a 3,14ába tudnak ilyen pofátlanok lenni! Honnan kapta meg az én privát emilemet???? Ja! Meg hogy Isten óvjon engem! Még ez a szerencsém, hogy ő is (mármint ez a Nkomo gyerek!) ezt kívánja nekem, így talán már ellene is védve leszek! :-)))
Mindenesetre továbbítom az NBH-nak.
Ilyenektől menteset! Gyula
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From: OSIMA NKONO Reply-To: osimankono@myplace.com
Subject: URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
Date: Wed, 11 Sep 2002 16:06:35 +0200
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AMSTERDAM,
THE NETHERLANDS
CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
You may be surprised to receive this letter from me
since you do not know me personally. I am osima nkono, the first son of Sominu Nkono,the most popular black farmer in Zimbabwe who was murdered in the land dispute in my country. I got your contact
through network online hence decided to write you.
Before the death of my father, he had taken me to
Johannesburg to deposit the sum of US8.5 million
(Eight million, Five Hundred thousand United States
dollars), in one of the private security company,
as he foresaw the looming danger in Zimbabwe this money was deposited in a box as gem stones to avoid much demurrage from security company. This amount was
meant for the purchase of new machines and chemicals for the Farms and establishment of new farms in
Swaziland.
This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr.
Robert Mugabe introduced a new Land Act Reform
wholly affecting the rich white farmers and some
few black farmers, and this resulted to the killing and mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society. In fact a lot of people were killed because of this Land reform Act for which my father was one of the victims.
It is against this background that, I and my family
fled Zimbabwe for fear of our lives and are
currently staying in the Netherlands where we are
seeking political asylum and moreso have decided to
transfer my fathers money to a more reliable
foreign account. since the law of Netherlands
prohibits a refugee (asylum seeker) to open any
bank account or to be involved in any financial
transaction throughout the territorial zone of Netherlands, As the eldest son of my father, I am saddled with the responsibility of seeking a genuine foreign account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of my government who are bent on taking everything we have got. The South African
government seems to be playing along with them.
I am faced with the dilemma of moving this amount of
money out of South Africa for fear of going through
the same experience in future, both countries have
similar political history. As a businessman,I am
seeking for a partner who I have to entrust my
future and that of my family in his hands, I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept to assist me and my family, all I want you to do for me, is to make an arrangements with the security company to clear the consignment(funds) from their afiliate office here in the Netherlands as i have already given directives for the consignment to be brought to the Netherlands from South Africa.But
before then all modalities will have to be put in
place like change of ownership to the consignment
and more importantly this money I intend to use for
investment.
I have two options for you. Firstly you can choose
to have certain percentage of the money for nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money in your country. Whichever the option you want, feel free to notify me. I have also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in the process of this
transaction.
If you do not prefer a partnership I am willing to
give you 10% of the money while the remaining 85%
will be for my investment in your country. Contact me
with the above telephone number or my E-mail address
while I implore you to maintain the absolute
secrecy required in this transaction.
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From: "USMAN BOMA" Reply-To: usmanboma@email.com
To: xxxxxx@freemail.hu
Date: Fri, 6 Sep 2002 14:08:39 +0100
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Dear Sir,
First,I must solicit your confidence in this
transaction,this is by virtue of its nature as being
utterly confidential and top secret.though I know that
a transaction of this magnitude will make any one
apprehensive and worried,but i am assuring you that
all will be well at the end of day.
I have decided to contact you due to the urgency of
this transaction,as I have been reliably informed of
your discretness and ability in transaction of this
nature, let me start by introducing myself properly
to you. I am Usman Boma, credit officer
with the Union Bank, lagos.
I came to you in my private search for a reliable and
reputable person to handle this confidential
transaction , which involves the transfer of huge sum
of money to a foreign account requried maximum
confidence.
The proposition:
A foreigner an american, late engr John creek (SNR) an
oil merchant with the federal government of nigeria,
until his death on 30th of January 2000 in Kenya
airways bus(a310-300) flight kq430, bnked with us at
union bank of nigeria plc lagos and had a closing
balance as at the end of 2000 worth
US$45,000,000.00(forty five million us dollars), the
bank now expects a next of kin as beneficiary.
Valuable efforts are being made by the un Nigeria to
get intouch with any of the creek's family or
relatives but to no success.
It is because of the received possibility of not being
able to locate any of the late engr. John creek
(SNR)'s next of kin (he had neither wife nor children
that is known to us).
The only beneficiary name given to us by late Engineer
John Creek(SNR) who died in September 11th terrorist
attack in U.S.A to her person Mrs.Marbel Brein.
In order to be a honest and responsible citizen of my
country Nigeria,I now decided to seek your permission
to have you stand as next of kin to late Engr.John
Creek (snr)so that the fund US$45Million will be
released and paid into your account as the
beneficiary's next of kin.All documents and proves to
enable you get this fund will be carefully worked
out.I have been chosing by the Union Bank Board of
Directors to locate any of the deceased family to
stand as a beneficiary's next of kin and that is why I
decided to contact your person.
I am assuring you that this business is 100% risk free
involvement.Your share stays while the rest will be
for myself for investment purpose according to
agreement within the both parties.As soon as I receive
an acknowledge of receipt of this message in
acceptance of our mutual business proposal,I would
furnish you with the necessary modalities and
disbursement ratio to suite both parties without any
conflict.
If this proposal is acceptable by you,do not make
undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you
and your company,then kindly get to me immediately via
my above email address or call me on this
number:234-8023064130.
Please furnish me with your most confidential
telephone/fax numbers and exclusive Bank account
particulars so that I can use this information to
apply for the release and subsequent transfer of the
fund in your favour.
Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation.
Én is kaptam. Több verziót is. Sajnos, ilyenkor (nem úgy, mint egyes topiktársak :-)) nem vagyok a humoromnál, úgyhogy egyszerűen megnéztem a whois-ban a küldő ip-jét, és írtam az isp-nek spam complaint-et... Ha az isp is úgy akarja, a komplett fejléc alapján ki tudja deríteni, hogy az adott időben épp ki használta a relay-t - jó lenne, ha alkalomadtán letiltanák az illetőt...
Dear Friend,
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have
not yet met. The message could be strange but reel if you pay some
attention to it. I could have notified you about it at least for the sake
of your
integrity. Please accept my sincere apologies. In bringing this message
of goodwill to you, I have to say that I have no intentions of causing
you any pains.
I am Ms. Sandra savimbi, daughter of the late rebel leader Jonas savimbi
of Angola who was killed on the 22nd of febuary 2002 . I managed to get
your contact details through "The World Business Journal", a journal
of the Johannesburg Chamber of Commerce in South Africa in the time I
was desperately looking for a trustworthy person to assist me in this
confidential business.
my late father, Jonas savimbi was able to deposit a large sum of money
in differnt banks in europe My father is presently death and the
movement
of his family members (including me) is restricted. We are forbidden
to either travel abroad or out of our localities. Presently, the
US$25,600,000.00 twentyfive, MILLION, six HUNDRED DOLLARS my father
transfered to
Netherlands is safe and is in a security firm. I am therefore soliciting
your
help tohave this money transfered into your account. before my government
get
wind of this fund .You know my father was a rebel leader in Angola
before his death My reason for doing this is because it will be
difficult
for the Angolan government to trace my father's money to an individual's
account, especially when such an individual has no relationship ,I
decided
to keep that money for my family use. At present the money is kept in a
Security Company in nertherland.
I am currently and temporarily living in Angola with my husband.
Moreover the political climatein Angola at the moment being so sensitive
and unstable.
When you are ready i will give you the information needed before you can
get access
to the fund you will then proceed to Netherlands where the
US$25,600,000.00
twentyfive, MILLION, six HUNDRED DOLLARS will be given to you as
payment.
Alternatively, you can have the fund transferred into any account that
suits you.
and for your co-operation and partnership, we have unanimously agreed that
you will
be entitled to 5.5% of the money when successfully receive it in your
account.
The nature of your business is not relevant to the successful execution
of this
transaction. kindly provide me with all your contacts addresses including
your personal telephone and fax number.
All correspondence is for the attention of my counsel:joseph edward.
Kindly get back to us.
Sandra Savimbi.
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PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL
Federal Ministry of Finance
Foreign Operations Dept
Suite 5b, Old Federal
Secretariats
Ikoyi Lagos.
Dear Sir,
I am DR. OLA DELE MARTINS. working with department of
Foreign Operations, Federal Ministry of Finance. I got your
contact through an associate who works with the
Nigerian Institute of International Affairs (NIIA).
This transaction requires mutual understanding,
transparency and absolute trust to be executed.
One Mr. Pakir Kubani from India executed a contract
with the Federal Ministry of Aviation here in Nigeria,
the contract worth is Thirty Million, Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollar (US$30.500,000.00), but
on the process of transferring the money to him, he
died with his family in an earthquake disaster that
occured in India. Meanwhile this fund is presently
in the Central Bank Vault. Nobody knows what is going
on execept two of my colleagues and I; this is the
information of the contract executed by Mr. Pakir
Kubani.
Therefore, you will stand as the Trustee for the
Original Contractor. I will send to you the whole
relevant documents that are required in this
transaction immediately you accept to co-operate with
me. Send to me your (1) Private Telephone and Fax
Numbers (2) The name of company you wish to use. (3)
Your banking details to enable us start the deal
immediately, we have decided to give you 30% of the
fund for your involvement, 10% will be for expenses,
then 60% will be for us. This deal is 100% risk free
and needs maturity from all the parties involved.
I will be going for my retirement very soon. So I
need this money to invest in viable projects in your
country or its environs.
You shall arrange for us to meet with you immediately
after we transferred the money to you.
I am waiting for your urgent response.
Best regards.
Dr. O D MARTINS
Ime mégegy aranyos, visszaírtam nekik, hogy fordítsák le a szöveget magyar nyelvre. ;-))
Ahhoz képest hogy az Index cikke szerint lekapcsolták a bandát, nemrég én is kaptam egyet. Viszont mivel az angolságom nem tökéltes, innen ollóztam be a választ összevonva a legjobakat! És micsoda magasröptű párbeszéd lett belőle! :) Íme:
Az ő első levele:
> > > My name is Donald Duke,a senior accountant with the
> > > Federal Ministry of Finance. I shall like to seek your
> > > partnership in transfering the sum of TEN Million Five
> > > hundred thousand
> > > united state dollars ($10,500,000.00) out of the
> > > account of the
> > > Federal Government of Nigeria.
> > >
> > > SOURCE OF FUNDS: This amount Emanated from a contract
> > > executed at the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation
> > > in 2000. The bonafide Contractor had been paid the
> > > real value of the executed contract amount. Ten
> > > million five hundred united
> > > state dollars is the total of the over invoiced amount
> > > which the Contractor
> > > put for our benefit, but with the death of this
> > > foreign Contractor we have
> > > been unable to get this amount.
> > >
> > > We shall like to present you as the next of kin so
> > > that we can use our position to approve this amount in
> > > your favour for our mutual benefit.
> > >
> > > SHARING: You shall get 30% of the total sum while 60%
> > > will go to us. 10% will be used to reinburse any
> > > expenses incured on both sides during the course of
> > > the project.
> > >
> > > It is my hope that this shall mark the beginning of a
> > > fruitful collaboration between us.
> > >
> > > I await your immediate response by
> > > E-mail.To:donaldduke1@worldemail.com
> > >
> > > Best Regards,
> > >
> > > Donald Duke
> > > NB: PLEASE THIS IS NOT A JOKING MATTER, THANK YOU.
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Erre az ő válasza:
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Ne félj, ezek sima plain text levelek, ezekben csak mentális vírus :) terjed. Aki mást állít az vagy buta vagy hazudik.
Csokis: megfelelő e-mail rendszert kell használni, ami forrás és tartalom alapján elemzi és bejelöli a spam-eket, aztán innen már a POP3 kliens filterével azt csinálsz amit akarsz. A dupla szerver-oldali és persze a kliens-oldali vírusvédelem meg alaphelyzet.
Ez persze nem ingyenes (az ilyen postafiók), de megéri, többet privátban ha érdekel.
Egy nemet ismerosom kapott nehany evvel ezelott egy kezzel irt (!) angol nyelvu levelet, valahonnan Afrikabol, a nevere cimezve.
Valami olyasmi volt benne, hogy Dear Mr Schroeder, artatlan gazdalkodo vagyok, de a mult evek aszalyai rossz termest hoztak es mivel nem tudtuk fizetni a foldesurnak az adot ("landlord"), az elkobozta a foldunket. Es persze nagyon szepen kerem, hogy segitsen nekunk, hogy vissza tudjuk vasarolni az aljas urtol szeretett foldunket, gyermekeim orokseget, es igy tovabb es igy tovabb...
FROM DR NELSON BADA.
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA
LOME- TOGO.
ATTN.****** ,
I am Dr Nelson Bada, the director in chargeof auditing and accounting section of the Foreign Remittance Department, INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA
Lome-Togo in west Africa with due respect and regard.
I have decided to contact you on a business
transaction that will be very beneficial to both of
us at the end of the transaction .
During our investigation and auditing in this bank, my
department came across a very huge sum of money
belonging to a deceased person who died on october 31st 1999 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.
Although personally, I keep this information secret
within myself and partners to enable the whole plans
and idea be Profitable and successful during the time
of execution. The said amount was us$18.5M (Eighteen
million,five hundred thousand united states dollars).
As it may interest you to know, I got your impressive
information through internet directory . It is when i was searching for viable and capable person to champion a business of such magnitude without any problem that i came accross your contact and we decided to contact you after praying to God almighty to give us some one who will shun greed and will not sit on our own share of the money at the conclusion of the transaction ,so it is on this believe that we decided to reach you as we believe that you are are good person.
In fact we could have done this deal alone but because
of our position in this country as i and my colleagues are civil servant, we are not allowed to operate a foreign account and would eventually raise an eye brow on our side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of oath to the Bank and also present a foreign account where he/she will want the money to be re-transferred into on his/her request as it may be after due verification and clarification by the correspondent branch of the bank where the whole money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.
May I at this point emphasize that this transaction is
100% risk free as we have made arrangements for a
successful deal before contacting you.
On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be
entitled to 25% of the total sum as gratification,
while 5% will be set aside to take care of expenses
that may arise during the time of transfer and also
telephone bills, while 70% will be for me and my
partners.
Please, you have been adviced to keep top secret as we
are still in service and intend to retire from service
after we conclude this deal with you.
TAKE NOTE
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this
bank until you confirm the money in your account and
ask us to come down to your country for subsequent
sharing of the fund according to percentages
previously indicated and further investment, either in
your country or any country you advice us to investin.
All other necessary information will be sent to you
when I hear from you.
I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible
stating your wish in this deal on my confidential
number 228 - 903 13 66.
ez itt egy igen bátor társaság! én ezeket a leveleket - vírusoktól tartva - nem is merem kinyitni. nos, mostantól ebből a topicból figyelhetem, hogy miről maradok le. :-)
Elég, ha 1000 e-mailből csak egyetlen a balek... Én a Spiegelben olvastam, hogy volt német vállalkozó, aki felült nekik, aztán mindenféle ígérgetésekkel több 10.000 márkát csaltak ki belőle: "persze Schmidt úr, a jövő héten utaljuk, csak még ezt meg azt meg kell vesztegetni, csak 5000 márkát küldjön nekünk..."
Az emberi hiszékenység és naivitás határtalan! De szörnyű rendet tesz Nigériában! Meg Togóban! Meg hol is még??? :-)))
> I am Clement koffi,the director incharge of auditing
> and accounting section of Union Togolaise De Banque
> Lome-Togo in West Africa with due respect and regard.
Satöbbi. Erre én:
Excuse me but I don't think there is any country called Togo in West Africa.
Perhaps you are at the wrong place. Keep calm, look around, try again.
Regards,
Director
Mire ő:
Director,
Togo was a country in west african sub-region
neighbouring country to Ghana,you can check your map on african country and draw your judgement.
If still unclear call me for more expalanation.
Clement.
Erre én:
Dear Clement,
I am sorry that Togo is no country anymore. I have checked my map and drow my judgement. I still don't believe such a country exists. Please send me any proof of the existence of Togo. Perhaps you just wanted to say, "I need to go" or something similar.
Ilyet én is kaptam, hasonló a nigériai aktivista özvegyéhez, csak éppen egy kimúlt diktátor exfelesége sajnáltatta magát. Utólagos engedelemmel elküldtem neki (vagy inkább annak, aki írta) a tarzanos választ...:) Annyira tetszett!
Ez volt az eredeti levél:
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From :"MRS. MARIAM SESE-SEKO" Reply-To :"MRS. MARIAM SESE-SEKO" To : Subject : HELP NEEDED
FROM:MRS. M SESE-SEKO
DEAR FRIEND,
I AM MRS. SESE-SEKO WIDOW OF LATE PRESIDENT MOBUTU SESE-SEKO OF ZAIRE? NOW KNOWN AS DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC). I AM MOVED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER, THIS WAS IN CONFIDENCE CONSIDERING MY PRESENT CIRCUMSTANCE AND SITUATION.
I ESCAPED ALONG WITH MY HUSBAND AND TWO OF OUR SONS COLLINS AND BASHER OUT OF DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF CONGO (DRC) TO ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE WHERE MY FAMILY AND I SETTLED, WHILE WE LATER MOVED TO SETTLED IN MORROCO WHERE MY HUSBAND LATER DIED OF CANCER DISEASE. HOWEVER DUE TO THIS SITUATION WE DECIDED TO CHANGED MOST OF MY HUSBAND'S BILLIONS OF DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN SWISS BANK AND OTHER COUNTRIES INTO OTHER FORMS OF MONEY CODED FOR SAFE PURPOSE BECAUSE THE NEW
HEAD OF STATE OF (DR) MR LAURENT KABILA HAS MADE
ARRANGEMENT WITH THE SWISS GOVERNMENT AND OTHER
EUROPEAN COUNTRIES TO FREEZE ALL MY LATE HUSBAND'S
TREASURES DEPOSITED IN SOME EUROPEAN COUNTRIES. HENCE MY CHILDREN AND I DECIDED LAYING LOW IN AFRICA TO STUDY THE SITUATION TILL WHEN THINGS GETS BETTER, LIKE NOW THAT PRESIDENT KABILA IS DEAD AND THE SON TAKING OVER (JOSEPH KABILA). ONE OF MY LATE HUSBAND'S CHATEAUX IN SOUTHERN FRANCE WAS CONFISCATED BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, AND AS SUCH I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY SO THAT MY INVESTMENT WILL NOT BE TRACED AND CONFISCATED. I HAVE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF EIGHTEEN MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS(US$18,000,000,00.) WITH A SECURITY COMPANY , FOR SAFEKEEPING. THE FUNDS ARE SECURITY CODED TO PREVENT THEM FROM KNOWING THE
CONTENT. WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TO INDICATE YOUR
INTEREST THAT YOU WILL ASSIST US BY RECEIVING THE
MONEY ON OUR BEHALF.ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MESSAGE, SO THAT I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SON (COLLINS) WHO HAS THE OUT MODALITIES FOR THE CLAIM OF THE SAID FUNDS. I WANT YOU TO ASSIST IN INVESTING THIS MONEY, BUT I WILL NOT WANT MY IDENTITY REVEALED. I WILL ALSO WANT TO BUY PROPERTIES AND STOCK IN MULTI-NATIONAL COMPANIES AND TO ENGAGE IN OTHER SAFE AND NON-SPECULATIVE INVESTMENTS. MAY I AT THIS POINT EMPHASISE THE HIGH LEVEL OF CONFIDENTIALITY, WHICH THIS BUSINESS DEMANDS, AND HOPE YOU WILL NOT BETRAY THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE, WHICH I REPOSE IN YOU. IN CONCLUSION, IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST US , MY SON SHALL PUT YOU IN THE PICTURE OF THE BUSINESS, TELL YOU WHERE THE FUNDS ARE CURRENTLY BEING MAINTAINED AND ALSO DISCUSS OTHER MODALITIES INCLUDING REMUNERATION FOR YOUR SERVICES.
FOR THIS REASON KINDLY FURNISH US YOUR CONTACT
INFORMATION, THAT IS YOUR PERSONAL TELEPHONE AND EMAIL ADDRESS FOR CONFIDENTIAL PURPOSE AND ACKNOWLEDGE RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL USING THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS.
Hogy szursz spamet? Valami Linux ala irt cucc koll hozza, vagy van valami vinfoshoz is? Ezekben a "visszakuldunk egy levelet, ami ugy csinal, mint ha a cim nem is letezne" dolgokban nem hiszek, elvegre a valaszcim a legtobb esetben sima kamu.
Ha kaptam ilyen nigériai levelet, akkor már benne vagyok valami listába, tehát a helyzet már sokkal rosszabb nem lehet.
Spamtől nem félek, brutális spam- és vírus szűrésem van, szóval egyet tehetnek: kinyalják :)
Nem rossz ötlet... annyi mindenki van, akinek szívesen megadnám a telefonszámát... annak az AIDS-es nigériainak az ügyvédjéét például :-) az biztos örülne még pár ügyfélnek :-)))
Nem rossz módszer, de én már csak maradok a konzervatív kukába vele módszernél. Válaszolni már csak azért sem jó, mert bekerülhetsz valami adatbázisba, no persze ha még nem lennél benne... ;-)
